11件你在学校学不到的事
Rule1: Life is not fair - get used to it! 生活是不公平的，要去适应它。Q8_/[KHqX5F&n_4B|5A#O%u1U
Rule 2: Theworld won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect youto accomplish something BEFORE you feel good aboutyourself.
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这世界并不会在意你的自尊。这世界期望你在自我感觉良好之前先要有所成就。,m1J-b"`9E h
Rule 3: Youwill NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't bea vice-president with a car phone until you earnboth. ].`+g;T o8M nXM
高中刚毕业你不会一年挣6万美元。你不会成为一个公司的副总裁，并拥有一部装有电话的汽车，直到你将此职位和汽车电话都挣到手。
Rule 4: Ifyou think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Hedoesn't have tenure.
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如果你认为你的老师严厉，等你有了老板再这样想。老板可是没有任期限期的。
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Rule 5:Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents hada different word for burger flipping: they called itopportunity._ B{X ]9B7P/e
烙牛肉饼并不有损你的尊严。你的祖父母对烙牛肉饼可有不同的定义；他们称它为机遇。b(j,rP g
Rule 6: Ifyou mess up,it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn fromthem.F7Y#K1Dj
如果你陷入困境，那不是你父母的过错，所以不要尖声抱怨我们的错误，要从中吸取教训。
Rule 7:Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they arenow. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning yourclothes and listening to you talk about how cool y ou thought youwere. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of yourparent's generation, try delousing the closet in your ownroom.
在你出生之前，你的父母并非像他们现在这样乏味。他们变成今天这个样子是因为这些年来他们一直在为你付账单，给你洗衣服，听你大谈你是如何酷。所以，如果你想消灭你父母那一辈中的“寄生虫”来拯救雨林的话，还是先去清除你房间衣柜里的虫子吧。
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Rule 8:Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but lifeHAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades andthey'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer.This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in reallife.
你的学校也许已经不再分优等生和劣等生，但生活却仍在作出类似区分。在某些学校已经废除了不及格分，只要你想找到正确答案，学校就会给你无数的机会。这和现实生活中的事情没有一点相似之处。
Rule 9:Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off andvery few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Dothat on your own time.&uq3{ [IA+m
生活不分学期。你并没有暑假可以休息，也没有哪位雇主乐于帮你发现自我。自己找时间做吧。/{4[$\5N2D D+G_ Jd
Rule 10:Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have toleave the coffee shop and go to jobs.Kf5aG!f;\
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电视并不是真实的生活。在现实生活中，人们实际上得离开咖啡屋去干自己的工作。
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Rule 11: Benice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working forone.Z/_4eO6d+y@
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善待乏味的人。有可能到头来你会为一个乏味的人工作。 顶``````学生们可要警记！！！！ 中英结合的啊`~~还好有注释`~ 在你出生之前，你的父母并非像他们现在这样乏味。他们变成今天这个邮且蛭庑┠昀此且恢痹谖愀墩说ィ阆匆路愦筇改闶侨绾慰帷Ｋ裕绻阆胂鹉愀改改且槐仓械摹凹纳妗崩凑扔炅值幕埃故窍热デ宄惴考湟鹿窭锏某孀影伞?font style="font-size:0px;color:#FFF">马鞍山论坛,马鞍山e家论坛,马鞍山市民心声,马鞍山志愿者论坛! M; s" U3 D/ s T2 F/ S
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回复 4# 翌日欧阳 的帖子
在你出生之前，你的父母并非像他们现在这样乏味。他们变成今天这个样子是因为这些年来他们一直在为你付账单，给你洗衣服，听你大谈你是如何酷。所以，如果你想消灭你父母那一辈中的“寄生虫”来拯救雨林的话，还是先去清除你房间衣柜里的虫子吧。$l^(w,F0[%fQ1?- u, k$ K: F R4 D! K/ o马鞍山e家论坛 我看到的明明是这个麽
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[[i] 本帖最后由 翌日欧阳 于 2008-8-6 13:37 编辑 [/i]]
回复 6# 翌日欧阳 的帖子
你比我近视的还厉害勒 恩 很好的东西,很是受用啊. 。。还真是学不到哟。 呵呵，很多事。。是知道，但是很多人却做不到的事。。。 aA006a对于楼主 太崇拜了! 有道理哎~~~
人是要不断学习的`!
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